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  • #31
    Walleye can't imagine too many more fish puns coming down the pike, can I?

    I think most of them have already been used trout this thread.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #32
      At least she didn't ask for a grouper rate?
      "You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!" Will Smith, 'I, Robot'.

      "You LOSE! Good day, sir!" Gene Wilder, 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.

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      • #33
        Quoth Snowbird View Post
        At least she didn't ask for a grouper rate?
        But then she probably would have shown her bass about that too.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #34
          I think this thread is now perched on the edge of insanity.
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #35
            But I'm a sucker for insanity.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #36
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              I think this thread is now perched on the edge of insanity.
              Naaaah. It just won't clam up yet.
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #37
                Whale...the seafood employee was rather shellfish for leaving early.
                Retail Haiku:
                Depression sets in.
                The hellhole is calling me ~
                I don't want to go.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Retail Associate View Post
                  Whale...the seafood employee was rather shellfish for leaving early.
                  maybe his life was looking bleak and he had to cut line and run?
                  If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                  i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                  ^_^

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                  • #39
                    What piranha know is what these customers are thinking?
                    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Kristev View Post
                      What piranha know is what these customers are thinking?
                      They certainly aren't thinking about being our chum.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #41
                        I want to mussel in on this thread but I can't think on any good puns.
                        "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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                        • #42
                          Finally! I'm at the end of this thread!

                          Now, excuse me, I need to lay down as I have a haddock.

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                          • #43
                            I'm just grinning gill to gill
                            Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.

                            Proud Air Force Mom

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                            • #44
                              We're just squidding!
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                              • #45
                                I'd betta dollar that SC would have complained about anything
                                !
                                "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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