I should get a discount!!!!! I don't like the button.

[orcprincess]

Some days I just want to stay in bed.

Woman comes in looking for a bolero/sweater jacket. I show her what we have.
She tells me this little gem: "I just want to let you know, I don't pay full price for anything. Sorry." Whatever...you are paying whatever the price is on the tag or just leave.

She finds one she likes, and asks me to unbutton it for her. No prob.
She tries it on, then tells me to button it back up. I do this, and put it back on hanger. I start to ring her up and make sure she wants to keep hanger. She says yes, and then asks if I buttoned it. I state yes. She tells me to unbutton it as she has to pick up a cake in the morning and has to wear it tomorrow night at 8pm, and doesn't have time to deal with the button.
It gets fun right about.....here.

Me:
Her:

Her: Is that my total?
Me: Yes Ma'am.
Her: I don't want to pay that.
Me: I'm sorry. That's the total.
Her: Don't you think you should give me some sort of a discount? I don't like the button on this. Give me 10% off.
Me: I'm sorry ma'am I am not going to do that.
Her: I think I need to see a manager
Me: I AM a manager.
Her: I want another one
Me: (lying to her face ) I'm sorry. I'm the only manager on duty
Her: So let me get this straight. I am the customer, I am not happy with the product I have here, and you are not going to do anything?
Me: I have no reason to give you a discount or an adjustment unless there is an actual problem with the merchandise.
Her: So. I have to pay this price?
Me: Yes.
(I finish up transaction)
Her: What's your name little girl? You are too young(i'm 30) and too stupid to be a manager. (I give her my name) Customer service goes a long way you little bitch. you need to go to school and learn how to treat customers that make sure you get your check. Customer service. Do you hear me? Do you get it? Do you understand?
Me:

She came back in about 5 mins later to exchange the one with the "crappy"button for the one she claimed was "dingy" and "welfare like"
Told me she didn't want it, and hoped I didn't think she was coming back in to rob the place.

I miss the days when my biggest decision involved what Barbie was gonna wear to the mall.

[Green_Fairy]

...do you have the right to refuse service? cuz...you should totally use that right.

[Exaspera]

*Cuts the button off* "There ya go!"

[XCashier]

Her: What's your name little girl? You are too young(i'm 30) and too stupid to be a manager. (I give her my name) Customer service goes a long way you little bitch. you need to go to school and learn how to treat customers that make sure you get your check. Customer service. Do you hear me? Do you get it? Do you understand?

"Oh, I understand. Do you? What's your name, big bitch? You are too old to be throwing a tantrum. Basic human decency goes a long way you big bitch. You need to go to school and learn how to treat your fellow human beings. Basic human decency. Do you hear me? Do you get it? Do you understand?!"

Good grief, I am so sorry you had to deal with that cheapskate bitch.

I miss the days when my biggest decision involved what Barbie was gonna wear to the mall.

I know that feeling, too.

[Food Lady]

"What's your name little girl?" "My mommy told me not to give my name to strangers."

[bhskittykatt]

Her: So let me get this straight. I am the customer, I am not happy with the product I have here, and you are not going to do anything?

So let me get this straight. You're the customer, you're not happy with the product you have in front you you, and you still want to purchase it?


I get this all the time where I work. "You don't have a hot tub, so can I get a discount?" "Just coffee in the morning and no continental breakfast? I should get a discount!" "I don't want a room facing the highway, so gimme a discount!"

[ZedOmega]

Dare someone to try that next time they go to the bar/pub/whatever. "I want a Budweiser, but the label's too old. Can you knock a dollar off the price?"

[Sheldonrs]

She'd like the buttons a lot less if they were shoved up her ass.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

And sadly people like this cannot be shoved overboard.

Life isn't fair, I tell ya.

[tropicsgoddess]

...do you have the right to refuse service? cuz...you should totally use that right.

Amen to that. Man what an EW she was....and a real bitch too.

[MrsEclipse]

Oh, I see. You don't pay full price for things. Hm.

I don't pay full price for things, either. I buy them when they're already on sale. I buy them secondhand. I use coupons.

I bet you don't even know what a coupon is, mean lady from the story, or at least they're for the 'common folk,' not like you. Oh, no, you're just so special that you ooze discounts out of your pores. (There's a cream for that, but she won't buy it because it's full price.)

This lady was a super mega ultra bitch. She thought she was better than you, when in reality she's just scum. Customer service goes a long way, eh? Well, the world isn't your doormat, honey-bunch. Too young and too stupid? Balls no, she's smart enough to not let you walk all over her. Probably looks young for her age, too. Does that make you jealous? I bet it does.

And it looks "welfare like." Sheesh. My guess is, she's been rich for a while and has forgotten that money doesn't make you better, it just means you have money.

In conclusion: orcprincess>mean lady from the story

[Radryk]

Some days I just want to stay in bed.

Woman comes in looking for a bolero/sweater jacket. I show her what we have.
She tells me this little gem: "I just want to let you know, I don't pay full price for anything. Sorry." Whatever...you are paying whatever the price is on the tag or just leave.

She finds one she likes, and asks me to unbutton it for her. No prob.
She tries it on, then tells me to button it back up. I do this, and put it back on hanger. I start to ring her up and make sure she wants to keep hanger. She says yes, and then asks if I buttoned it. I state yes. She tells me to unbutton it as she has to pick up a cake in the morning and has to wear it tomorrow night at 8pm, and doesn't have time to deal with the button.
It gets fun right about.....here.

Me:
Her:

Her: Is that my total?
Me: Yes Ma'am.
Her: I don't want to pay that.
Me: I'm sorry. That's the total.
Her: Don't you think you should give me some sort of a discount? I don't like the button on this. Give me 10% off.
Me: I'm sorry ma'am I am not going to do that.
Her: I think I need to see a manager
Me: I AM a manager.
Her: I want another one
Me: (lying to her face ) I'm sorry. I'm the only manager on duty
Her: So let me get this straight. I am the customer, I am not happy with the product I have here, and you are not going to do anything?
Me: I have no reason to give you a discount or an adjustment unless there is an actual problem with the merchandise.
Her: So. I have to pay this price?
Me: Yes.
(I finish up transaction)
Her: What's your name little girl? You are too young(i'm 30) and too stupid to be a manager. (I give her my name) Customer service goes a long way you little bitch. you need to go to school and learn how to treat customers that make sure you get your check. Customer service. Do you hear me? Do you get it? Do you understand?
Me:

She came back in about 5 mins later to exchange the one with the "crappy"button for the one she claimed was "dingy" and "welfare like"
Told me she didn't want it, and hoped I didn't think she was coming back in to rob the place.

I miss the days when my biggest decision involved what Barbie was gonna wear to the mall.

THis is the point in which you hold the sweater behind the counter, refuse refund, and let her know she is trespassing, and needs to leave before the police are called. And then call the police when she gets ornery. Nothing like the great equalizer of a badge to get the entitlement out.

[superhotelworker]

*Cuts the button off* "There ya go!"

*snorts and covers mouth quickly* I almost cried. I'm reading these to a friend and I can't breath now. Thanks :P

And Orc: What ya should have said when she said customer service goes along way.

"So do manners. And I haven't even begun to show you the true MEANING of bitch, but since I'm on the clock.. I'd best behave. Can't have a repeat of what happened to the last snob that came in here.."

But.. I enjoy freaking out guests.

[Parrothead]

Her: I don't want to pay that.

Ok, then, let me just put this back for you, and you have a great day now! Buh-bye!

[JustaCashier]

She'd like the buttons a lot less if they were shoved up her ass.

Maybe that's what the constipated Bitch needs to loosen her up a little!



She puts the Entitlement into "Entitlement Whore".















......and, the Whore too!


Mike