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I've got my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing out loud at my desk! I'm tearing up from holding it in. 
OSP! You are a god.
OSP! You are a god.
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Excellent!
I love that.....*ROFL, imagining dotty old dear fleeing the store with her comment card*Comment
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Religious Idiots - 0, Everyone Else - 1.Comment
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beautiful.
i think we have a candidate for the war stories/hall of fame section.Comment
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Oh wow, I think I love you.Comment
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First, off cider through the nose is unpleasent. Second, I can only imagine the way her family reacted when she told this. You are freaking awesome!The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.Comment
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This reminds me of the episode of South Park where all the boys were wearing condoms so they wouldn't get AIDS. Except that they didn't know that AIDS only comes from intercourse, and they had been wearing their condoms all the time.
On Topic: She thought two men kissing was filth? Didn't she hear the kid proudly proclaiming how he could wipe his own ass? Or peeing in public? Or that spit thing?"We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt VonnegutComment
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AWESOME.....JUST AWESOME.....YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Her therapist, her immeadiate family, her neighbours, her pastor, the editors of several daily newspapers, the governing boards of MGM, TimeWarner, and 20th Century Fox, etc, etc...Quoth Rahmota View Post
*facepalm* Please, please, please read my signature. Pay attention to the last line...Quoth Auto View PostI pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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That is hilarious.
"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."
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Ha! That was awesome! I did not see that coming, either! Way to think on your feet! With SCs like that, you really have to go the extra mile to get rid of them.
-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
-Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"Comment
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*standing ovation*
*throws roses*
*screams like a Beatles fan*
20 out of 10!The report button - not just for decoration
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Hmmm...
That was NOT what I was expecting from the thread title. However, I saw it coming as soon as you mentioned there was another guy behind the counter.
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall..."I call murder on that!"Comment
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Oh, man....
You are my new hero. Tell your girlfriend she should be DAMNED proud of you. Really, you have just made my day; that is true heroism.Comment
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Fantastic story. This was the part that got me though. Weird -- Can't imagine such a thing. I certainly haven't seen anything at all of the sort. I will definitely look into the matter.Quoth Last Jewish Cowboy View PostDrive it like it's a county car.Comment
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