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absolutely brilliant
this demands a ROFLCOPTOR
this demands a ROFLCOPTOR
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Oh wow. I would pay money. GOOD money to see a video of that. Good money I say.Comment
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What is rule one? I tried to find a list that may have what you are talking about, but I am confused!Quoth Rapscallion View Post"I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful DeadComment
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Rule 1= Do not drink anything while reading CS, lest your keyboard and computer be subjected to wet, sticky or sudsy damage.Quoth friendofjimmyk View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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You sir are a king among men. I would love to see a video of thatMy Karma ran over your dogma.Comment
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You should of chased her out the store like this.
You rock!
I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo SkruddgemireComment
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Oh, my damn. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
You forgot the handy smiley we have for that.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Wow, that's like....a clerks moment.
Classic.
~Clerks
"You'd feel a Hell of a lot better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer." Comment
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Man! If I weren't married, I'd want to marry you! You're my new hero!Comment
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Well, that nearly sent me rolling around on the floor. That is amazing.Comment
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You, sir, rock.
When I worked at the book/music/video store, we had a customer who was easily offended. She once brought back "Angels in the Outfield" because she thought that the scene (I haven't seen this movie) where Danny Glover apparently turns over a table was "too violent" for children to see. Like you, we had to explain that we don't guarantee that a movie will be to a customer's liking. You pays your money and you takes your chances. I think we ended up giving her a free rental coupon.
She came in another time and demanded that we give her another dollar bill. She'd received a dollar in change that had the words "GAY MONEY" stamped on it in bright pink. She wasn't content to wait in line until we made change for another customer (hitting "No Sale" was logged automatically and frowned upon); she butted right in and made it clear she couldn't hold that filthy gay money in her hand One More Minute. We gave her another dollar, but there was much eye rolling all around.
He loves the world...except for all the people.
--Men at WorkComment
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LOL Oh to have been a fly on the wall when that happened. Beautiful just beautiful! I do sorta feel sorry for her pastor, priest, father, rabbi or oman.Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
I'm a case study.Comment
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Bravo! You deserve a medal!Comment
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Oh, god, that was brilliant! The perfect retaliation.
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