Men Kissing Men

[Imogene]

She came in another time and demanded that we give her another dollar bill. She'd received a dollar in change that had the words "GAY MONEY" stamped on it in bright pink. She wasn't content to wait in line until we made change for another customer (hitting "No Sale" was logged automatically and frowned upon); she butted right in and made it clear she couldn't hold that filthy gay money in her hand One More Minute.

But it's so Fabulouth! And also, sadly, no longer legal tender... if the stamp was big enough...

The stamp that always gets me is when people stamp the Where's George website on any bill besides a 1...
Um... Alright, I give up, Ben Franklin, where IS George?

[Severen13]

That was beautiful.

[Captain Trips]

Self-righteous, bible-thumping idiot.

Didn't she ever read the line in the bible, "love thy neighbor?" Well, what if your neighbor is the same sex? What then?

[Kiwi]

I vote for this thread to be among the top 5, right along with the vinegar boy saga!

Best story I have read in a LONG time, you are a dream manager!

You sir, ROCK!!!!

[BiscuitMunroe]

If I wasn't a big ol' married lesbian, I'd propose right now.

[Will-Mun]

Woo! Nicely done... Nothing better than a little man man action to steam a biblethumper right out the door!


What the HELL is a Biblethumping crow DOING purchasing an Adam Sandler film? They're not... friendly to what some would call 'Family films'


Plus, Adam Sandler is Jewish!


Oi. Great story. At Gamestop, there was an employee who was so OVERTLY gay, and he was a hoot, everyone loved him cause he was funny, and had NO aversion to any topic whatsoever (as long as no customer's around)

Plus, he and a married co-worker flirted without shame.


I hate people who just can't let people live their own lives. You don't like homosexual material? Fine, it's your RIGHT to be an intolerant bigot, but to believe that YOU can then impose your beliefes over others and have a movie removed from the shelves for a ten second kiss scene?

Well, then you're just stupid.

[Barefootgirl]

Do you think these people get really stressed about things like this all the time? I mean, do they constantly walk about on the lookout for things that offend them, or is it just when they inadvertantly happen on it? Because if its the former, it must be incredibly unhealthy to walk around constantly on the alert for things to be offended by.

[Becks]

The stamp that always gets me is when people stamp the Where's George website on any bill besides a 1...
Um... Alright, I give up, Ben Franklin, where IS George?

Don't think about it, just enjoy finding where your money goes, and try to figure out why it takes a year and a half to be entered in again from a place that's 3/4 of a mile down the road.

[Drakstern]

This is the most amazingly awesome thing I've read in a while! I literally fell out of my chair!

[Professional Serf]

You're my hero for the day.........thats way cool!

[Acolyte]

You are made of awesome and win, man.

[Rahmota]

Barefootgirl sadi:

Do you think these people get really stressed about things like this all the time? I mean, do they constantly walk about on the lookout for things that offend them, or is it just when they inadvertantly happen on it? Because if its the former, it must be incredibly unhealthy to walk around constantly on the alert for things to be offended by.

I know what you mean but sad to say yes there are those who feel exactly that way. I have run across them before being a political activist.

I was actually told by one of them when I asked if they go looking for trouble and they said that they "have to be constantly vigilant for the offenses against god and society."

I walked away saying whatever madeye. Surprisingly they didnt get the reference. If you're going to condemn a book/movie at least have the decency to have read it/watched it first.

And yeah I still don't understand how her brain didnt explode from just watching an adam sandler movie overall much less the one scene in it if shes that sensitive. Maybe its just selective what she finds offensive..

[Phone Jockey]

You. Are. My. Hero. Not to mention you have huge cojones.

[Imogene]

I walked away saying whatever madeye. Surprisingly they didnt get the reference. If you're going to condemn a book/movie at least have the decency to have read it/watched it first.

Please tell me the 'gentleman' *snerk* was swigging from his hip flask constantly, or had one single eye that moved of it's own accord.

[Dreamstalker]

:wild applause: I don't think any more can be said. You rock.

She came in another time and demanded that we give her another dollar bill. She'd received a dollar in change that had the words "GAY MONEY" stamped on it in bright pink.

For a while, I would see dollar bills around Santa Fe and Boston with "George Washington grew hemp" stamped on them in purple/pink ink. I was in line buying my usual anime fix when another customer started asking if I had change for a 20 (the store was in dire need of small bills, I had plenty of change from running errands all day). That bill just happened to be in the few I gave her. She flipped out and started calling me a stoner (meh? yeah I was a bit grubby coming back from a huge PC repair job, but...). Luckily I had another bill to give her...um, OK if you suddenly hate me so damn much why did you ask me specifically for change?).

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm too nice to some people...