both from my WM days....
No SUVs
The players:
CN: Civic nut
me:me
m: manager
a:associate
CN: One of your workers has an SUV! I want a manger!
me: Okay.<calls M>
CN: Okay Okay?? That's all you have to say to me?? One of the workers here owns an SUV!!!! That's not right! God damnit I bet you're the one! You worthless b-strd, my daughter knows more about the environment than you!!! She watches Captain Planet!! You are ruining the environment!!
me: Sir, i drive a Jetta.
CN: Well someone here owns an SUV!!!
M: Hi, can i help you?
CN: One of your workers owns an SUV my daughter saw him park it and called me! I am very concerned about this! I drive a Civic! I save trees! Your redneck, hick worker probably doesn't care.
M: Sir, I can't control what my employees drive.
CN: Well you should! I drive a Civic! I care about the environment! Who drives that SUV. Call all of your employees here now!
M: I'm sorry, sir I can't do that.
CN: You can and you will!
M: I'm sorry sir, I cant. If there's anything else I can help you with...
CN: F-ck you!!!!!! I'll find out who owns it!!!You can't stop me I drive a Civic!!!( goes to leave)
A: (comes in, to M) Hi M, some person's blocking my car. i almost hit it.
CN: Aha! It's you!!! I hope you die you worthless inbred, hick!I won't move my car for you!! I'll f-cking make sure you're sorry, you worthless...
M: Sir leave this store now.
CN: No! I drive a Civic!
M : Sir, if you do not leave I will call the police.
CN: F-ck you!!!! <leaves>
( this person(CN) never did come back)
Retards
I am cashiering a woman and her daughter come to my check-out.
me: me
SC: SC
SCD: SC's daughter
AC: awesome customer
me: Hi how are you?
SC: shut the f-ck up and serve m., retard
me: Okay. ma'am.
<i scan her items>
SC: Work faster retard!!! You're a retard you know that!!! < to SCD> He's a f-ckig retard!
SCD: You're a retard!!!( i ignore her)
SC: You're a f-cking retard!
me: Ma'am your total is $xx.xx.
SC: F-cking retard!!! You have to be a retard to work here, retard!!<Spots item > This is mispriced retard!
SCD: Yeah, retard!
me: which item is it?
SC: This! It's marked 10 for $10 and it's priced at one dollar!! It should be ten cents. Retard!Hah!
SCD: RETARD!!!! HE'S A RETARD!!<points at me>
AC: Leave him alone. He's done nothing wrong.
SC: He's a retard, b-tch and I can treat him however I want!
AC: Don't call me a b-tch...
Me: Let me get a manager.
SC: No you ain't gong to get no manger retard!! You gonna give this to me for ten cents, retard!!
me: I'm sorry but..
AC: 10 for $10 is one dollar each. Now why don't you shut up, and pay? Some of us need to get home.
SC:<to AC> F-ck off! I'll f-cking kick your ass!
me: I'll get a manger
SC: F-ck you retard!!! What is the total!!
me: It's $xx.xx.
SC: <hands me money, i give her the change> I have to count this 'cuz you're a f-cking retard!<counts it. You got it right!! That's bad customer service!!! TOU A RETARD!!!!
No SUVs
The players:
CN: Civic nut
me:me
m: manager
a:associate
CN: One of your workers has an SUV! I want a manger!
me: Okay.<calls M>
CN: Okay Okay?? That's all you have to say to me?? One of the workers here owns an SUV!!!! That's not right! God damnit I bet you're the one! You worthless b-strd, my daughter knows more about the environment than you!!! She watches Captain Planet!! You are ruining the environment!!
me: Sir, i drive a Jetta.
CN: Well someone here owns an SUV!!!
M: Hi, can i help you?
CN: One of your workers owns an SUV my daughter saw him park it and called me! I am very concerned about this! I drive a Civic! I save trees! Your redneck, hick worker probably doesn't care.
M: Sir, I can't control what my employees drive.
CN: Well you should! I drive a Civic! I care about the environment! Who drives that SUV. Call all of your employees here now!
M: I'm sorry, sir I can't do that.
CN: You can and you will!
M: I'm sorry sir, I cant. If there's anything else I can help you with...
CN: F-ck you!!!!!! I'll find out who owns it!!!You can't stop me I drive a Civic!!!( goes to leave)
A: (comes in, to M) Hi M, some person's blocking my car. i almost hit it.
CN: Aha! It's you!!! I hope you die you worthless inbred, hick!I won't move my car for you!! I'll f-cking make sure you're sorry, you worthless...
M: Sir leave this store now.
CN: No! I drive a Civic!
M : Sir, if you do not leave I will call the police.
CN: F-ck you!!!! <leaves>
( this person(CN) never did come back)
Retards
I am cashiering a woman and her daughter come to my check-out.
me: me
SC: SC
SCD: SC's daughter
AC: awesome customer
me: Hi how are you?
SC: shut the f-ck up and serve m., retard
me: Okay. ma'am.
<i scan her items>
SC: Work faster retard!!! You're a retard you know that!!! < to SCD> He's a f-ckig retard!
SCD: You're a retard!!!( i ignore her)
SC: You're a f-cking retard!
me: Ma'am your total is $xx.xx.
SC: F-cking retard!!! You have to be a retard to work here, retard!!<Spots item > This is mispriced retard!
SCD: Yeah, retard!
me: which item is it?
SC: This! It's marked 10 for $10 and it's priced at one dollar!! It should be ten cents. Retard!Hah!
SCD: RETARD!!!! HE'S A RETARD!!<points at me>
AC: Leave him alone. He's done nothing wrong.
SC: He's a retard, b-tch and I can treat him however I want!
AC: Don't call me a b-tch...
Me: Let me get a manager.
SC: No you ain't gong to get no manger retard!! You gonna give this to me for ten cents, retard!!
me: I'm sorry but..
AC: 10 for $10 is one dollar each. Now why don't you shut up, and pay? Some of us need to get home.
SC:<to AC> F-ck off! I'll f-cking kick your ass!
me: I'll get a manger
SC: F-ck you retard!!! What is the total!!
me: It's $xx.xx.
SC: <hands me money, i give her the change> I have to count this 'cuz you're a f-cking retard!<counts it. You got it right!! That's bad customer service!!! TOU A RETARD!!!!
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