A Princess,a landlord, and a jerky Canadian

[Grape The Cat]

Princess Power
The players:
P: Princess( in her late teens early twenties)
MOP: Mother of Princess
Me: me

P: Gimme two packs of Newport 100's hard pack and 3 packs of Marlboros. And make it quick!
Me: May i see ID please?
P: No. I'm a princess you have to do what i say. I am the customer!
Me: I cannot sell you cigarettes without proper ID.
P: Uh, you have to! I'm a princess! And I am the customer I am always right!
Me: i am sorry but no.
P: MOOOOOM!
MOP: What's the matter princess.
P: He won't sell me cigarettes!
MOP Young man, my daughter is a princess serve her as such!
Me: I can't sell cigarettes without proper ID.
MOP: The rules don't apply to her! She's a princess!
Me: I'm sorry but I can't sell cigarettes without proper ID!
MOP: Boy! MY daughter is a princess! Maybe you are too stupid to know this but you have to do as she says, the customer is always right!!!!
Me: Sorry. Can't do it.
MOP: You are sorry, alright!! A sorry piece of sh-t!!! I'll have you fired!! Then you'll be homeless!!! Ha!!!< walks away>

Landlord-ing it over us
Me: Me
L: landlord

L: Do you have any of the Harry Potter Books?
Me: Yes, they are in the book section right by electronics.
L: Well get them for me.
Me: I'm sorry i can't leave my register.
L: Look, I'm a landlord!!
Me: Well, sir, I'm sorry, but I can't leave my register.
L: Look, are you too stupid to know what a landlord is ?? Get me my books!!
Me: I can't do that sir, I'm sorry.
L: Well, f-ck you then!! Where do you live. i bet i am your landlord!
Me: Sorry sir, but i cannot get books for you. Would you like a manager?
L: Oh, i see crying for the Gestapo are we?? Well, Ill have you know i am a landlord!! So, do as I say!!
Me: I am sorry sir, But I cannot leave my register without approval!
L: F-ck you. You'll be homeless and unemployed when i am through with you!!!<leaves>


Canadian conundrum

Me: Me
CI: Canadian Idiot
M: manager

CI: You! You better help me!!!
Me: I'm sorry sir what's the matter?
CI : There's no Canadian flag outside!!! I am from Canada I demand that you fly the Canadian Flag for me!!
Me: I'm sorry sir but...
CI : You are sorry? I am Canadian i am smarter than you! Get me a Candian flag out there!!
Me: Sir, would you like a manager?
CI: No!! I want a Canadian flag outside!!! I don't feel welcome without a Canadian flag!!
Me: I am sorry sir, but...
CI: You know what?? i am offended!!! How dare you say no to me, I am Canadian!!!
Me: I can get you a manager sir, but i can't do anything about this!
CI : No! You fix this!! I happen to be very important in Canada, and people might be upset to find out that i was insulted like this!
Me: I'm sorry sir I really...
CI: You know what I'll go to the Prime minister about this!!! You'll be sorry!!
<exit CI>

[Pojodan]

I'm a lawyer, do it for me!
No
I'm a judge, and I say do it for me!
Nope
I'm the president and I'll have you deported if you don't do it for me!
Sorry, no
Blargleflarglemarge

I swear the entitlement of people never ceases to amaze, and it makes me sad that there are retail establishments that bow to this behavior, otherwise this sort of stupid wouldn't exist.

[Ree]

WOW!!
Your customers are just unbelievable.

[thehuckster]

*reads last story*

*scrolls up to see where Grape is located*

*head asplodes*

[orcprincess]

*asplode!!*

[LillFilly]

Seriously? The first story REALLY happened? Gods, I'm going to go cry now...

[Food Lady]

The rules don't apply to her! She's a princess.

Well, I'm not a princess. The LAW applies to me.

[Rapscallion]

Seriously? The first story REALLY happened?

At first glance I had to ask myself that as well.

Rapscallion

[taxguykarl]

Well, I'm not a princess. The LAW applies to me.

Good comeback.

[protege]

Holy crap! As for the last guy, I'd have been hard-pressed not to hum a certain song from South Park...the one that goes "Canada's not a real country any way..." just to torque him off

[Jetfire]

The radio reported a news story today that there was a 91 year old woman in the UK somewhere, that was carded when she wanted to buy cigarettes. She was a little SCish in that she tried other cards she had, but none where ID cards, so no smokes for her.

As for these EW's, *shakes head sadly*

[Pagan]

P: Uh, you have to! I'm a princess! And I am the customer I am always right!

MOP Young man, my daughter is a princess serve her as such!

MOP: Boy! MY daughter is a princess! Maybe you are too stupid to know this but you have to do as she says, the customer is always right!!!!

I just don't have any words. Unless her name's Beatrice or Eugenie and the mother looks likes the Duchess of York, that ain't gonna work.

L: Look, I'm a landlord!!

And?

CI: No!! I want a Canadian flag outside!!! I don't feel welcome without a Canadian flag!!

Would have been hilarious if you had happened to have some of those small flags for sale. Could've offered to sell him one and he'd have a Canadian flag with him at all times!

Just why the hell would he think we'd have a Canadian flag flying anywhere here?

CI: You know what I'll go to the Prime minister about this!!! You'll be sorry!!

Say "hi" to Steve!

Moron.

[Andara Bledin]

My mind is a little typo-ridden today. I saw the following two comments slightly differently than they were written...

I swear the entitlement of people never caesars to amaze, and it makes me sad that there are retail establishments that bow to this behavior, otherwise this sort of stupid wouldn't exist.

and

As for the last guy, I'd have been hard-pressed not to hum a certain song from South Park...the one that goes "Canada's not a real country any way..." just to toque him off

For the first: Sorry, this is America. We don't do royalty here. Try Canada or something.

For the second: A landlord? And that's supposed to mean what, exactly? Oh, and I own my home, so I'm my own landlord.

For the third: Canadian, eh? Welcome to America, where we fly American flags.

^-.-^

[emax4]

"Sorry, Princesses are not welcome here, so GTFO your highness!"

[XCashier]

P: No. I'm a princess you have to do what i say.

"Sorry Princess, but this is America. We got rid of royalty over two centuries ago. You're no different here than any other commoner."

L: Look, I'm a landlord!!

"So?"

L: Look, are you too stupid to know what a landlord is ??

"No, but apparently you are. Last I checked, landlords don't have any special rights or powers. They just own property."

CI : There's no Canadian flag outside!!! I am from Canada I demand that you fly the Canadian Flag for me!!

"Would you fly the American flag outside your business in case I come by? No? Then why should I fly the Canadian flag here? Welcome to America."

Oy, the stupidity and entitlement! If only it could somehow be rebounded back onto them, so they could see how idiotic they are being...