A Princess,a landlord, and a jerky Canadian

[Mr Hero]

To the princess as she's being escorted off the property: Thank you. The princess is another castle.

To the landlord: Even if the OP was paying rent to this SC, I'm sure the law would have something to say for evicting him if he's following every term in the housing contract. I'd love to see a contract that says the tennant has to get Harry Potter books at his place of business for the landlord.

To the Canadian: Don't want to be a Canadian idiot. Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed.

[Barracuda]

"You need to see the Canadian flag flying to feel welcome, huh? Then get your ass to the nearest Canadian consulate. This is the US of A."

[BamaBabe]

Uuhhh...errrr...*asploding brain*
Clean up on Aisle 5!

[BroSCFischer]

I refuse to believe this Canadian exists. Every real Canadian knows its against the law to display patriotism unless visual contact with a large frozen surface can be made.

Is your store near an open air rink? If not you should report him to the nearest Consulate.

What about a book with a picture of the frozen tundra? Or a postcard? Or a magazine?

Most of these types of laws are rife with loopholes.

SC

[Pixilated]

*snip*
Would have been hilarious if you had happened to have some of those small flags for sale. Could've offered to sell him one and he'd have a Canadian flag with him at all times!

Just why the hell would he think we'd have a Canadian flag flying anywhere here?

*snip*

*snip*"

"Would you fly the American flag outside your business in case I come by? No? Then why should I fly the Canadian flag here? Welcome to America."

Oy, the stupidity and entitlement! If only it could somehow be rebounded back onto them, so they could see how idiotic they are being...

Actually, it's not uncommon for businesses in border cities here to fly the U.S. flag along with the Canadian one. This is 100% voluntary, however, and for him to demand that the Canadian flag be flown in front of a business that's not located in Canada just made me

"Sir, there's a reason you don't feel welcome here ... you're not."

Wishful thinking, XCashier. They wouldn't recognize their own stupidity. If they had that much brainpower they wouldn't be behaving like idiots in the first place.

I refuse to believe this Canadian exists. Every real Canadian knows its against the law to display patriotism unless visual contact with a large frozen surface can be made.

Or there's a nearby frozen chainlink fence that you can stick your tongue to ...

As a Canadian, I'm ashamed that someone like that is from my country. A couple responses:
- "I'm an American. Is Old Glory flying over the Parliament buildings in Ottawa? Then why should we fly the Canadian flag?"
- Pull out a "doctored" U.S. flag with 51 stars, and tell him "As soon as the paperwork is signed to make Canada the 51st state, we'll be flying this - how do you like the new Canadian flag?"

Make sure you've got some ear protection first. The shrieks of outrage would've blown out every window in your building.

Gravekeeper, you're Canadian - how could you not know that the guy should be reported to the nearest Tim Horton's?

Never mind being reported to a Timmie's -- he should be banned from them all until he learns better manners. No more Timbits for you, SC!

[dalesys]

I refuse to believe this Canadian exists.

That's because it's not really a Canadian. It's an agent provocateur from Blower Slobbovia. Everybody knows Heffalumps can't coexist with ice mice.

[XCashier]

Actually, it's not uncommon for businesses in border cities here to fly the U.S. flag along with the Canadian one. This is 100% voluntary, however, and for him to demand that the Canadian flag be flown in front of a business that's not located in Canada just made me

Border cities, yes. But the OP is located in Southwestern New Jersey, which is over 300 miles from the Canadian border, so I'd say the SC is SOL.

[mikoyan29]

Heck, I don't see many Canadian flags in Detroit or Port Huron or Sault Ste. Marie, why should there be one in a city that's not even near the Canadian border.

And complain to the Prime Minister? What's he going to do? Invade?

[Geek King]

And complain to the Prime Minister? What's he going to do? Invade?

Worse. A very sternly worded letter.

[Jay 2K Winger]

To the Princess:
"There are no princesses in America. We fought a war about it, happened over 200 years ago. Door's to your left."

To the Landlord:
"Landlord you may be, but you're not my manager. Door's to your left."

To the Canadian:
"Welcome to America, jackass. Go home and polish your Stanley Cup-- oh wait." (beat) "Door's to your left."

[Pixilated]

Border cities, yes. But the OP is located in Southwestern New Jersey, which is over 300 miles from the Canadian border, so I'd say the SC is SOL.

Ah, well then ... ... definitely a loser. (Alas, I couldn't fine a Smilie doing the 'L' in front of its forehead.)

Heck, I don't see many Canadian flags in Detroit or Port Huron or Sault Ste. Marie, why should there be one in a city that's not even near the Canadian border.

And complain to the Prime Minister? What's he going to do? Invade?

Nope. He'll ... wait for it ... convene a Royal Commission!
Yep. In Canada, when the going gets tough, the tough call a Royal Commission. (The usual public reaction to this is )
More than likely what will actually happen is that some flunky in the PM's office will be more than happy to take this twit's call because it will give them a sizeable chunk of uninterrupted time in which to play solitaire on their computer while still (technically) working.

[MoonCat]

Did you say that "princess" looked to be about 20? Holy crap. I could understand some spoiled-brat 3 year old yelling about being a so-called princess....but a 20 year old? I feel very, very sorry for anybody that dates her.

[Gravekeeper]

To the Canadian:
"Welcome to America, jackass. Go home and polish your Stanley Cup-- oh wait." (beat) "Door's to your left."

Objection. Half of your teams are Canadian anyway. >.>

[tilly101]

I think it's cute when you get really little kids who play dress ups and pretend they are princesses

By kids, I mean, like, a few years old

Almost 20 yrs old? And her mum is referring to her as a princess in the context that she was?

and



Like an earlier person said, I too feel sorry for any person that ends up dating her.
Yuck.
Self-entitled, self-important, deluded little immature wh*re, me thinks
Her mother must also have serious mental issues to be referring to her almost 20-yr old as a princess like that

[Pagan]

Anyone remember Les Nessman on "WKRP in Cincinatti"? As I recall, he seemed to be somewhat suspicious of Canada, too!

Actually, it's not uncommon for businesses in border cities here to fly the U.S. flag along with the Canadian one. This is 100% voluntary, however, and for him to demand that the Canadian flag be flown in front of a business that's not located in Canada just made me

Yeah, I know that. They do the same thing down on this border (the one I grew up on), too, but with Mexican flags.