A Princess,a landlord, and a jerky Canadian

[Pojodan]

My mind is a little typo-ridden today. I saw the following two comments slightly differently than they were written...

Et tu, Andara?

[Gravekeeper]

I refuse to believe this Canadian exists. Every real Canadian knows its against the law to display patriotism unless visual contact with a large frozen surface can be made.

Is your store near an open air rink? If not you should report him to the nearest Consulate.

[PastryGal]

I refuse to believe this Canadian exists. Every real Canadian knows its against the law to display patriotism unless visual contact with a large frozen surface can be made.

Is your store near an open air rink? If not you should report him to the nearest Consulate.

So true and full of win! lol

[BrenDAnn]

1) "I'm a princess!"..."No. You're an entitlement whore. Then again, I can see exactly where you get it." *pointed glare at MOP* "Perhaps you should go back to your kingdom...PRINCESS."

2) "I'm a landlord!"..."Your point being? Anyone with a good amount of money can own a rental house/apartment/duplex/whatever. The same, however, doesn't apply to brains. Those take more than money to get, as you've very well demonstrated."

3) "I'm Canadian!"..."And this is America. Tell me, have you gone around to every business you've seen on your trip and demanded they fly the Canadian flag? If so, how'd that work out for you? Yeah, that's what I thought."

If i hadn't been a lurker & poster on this site for a long time now, I'd be shocked at the entitlement in the OP. As it is, it's mildly eyebrow raising. Perhaps we all need signs in our places of business that read "If you're an entitlement whore, then please leave the premises immediately! No entitlement is tolerated at this place of business!" Hmm...Nah that'd be too long. A simple "Quit being an EW or GTFO!" would probably suffice. ETA: Wow. You were made "homeless and unemployed" twice over. Next time someone threatens you with that, tell them that you already are, according to other customers.

[AyreBiskits]

well since it is the season and all... anyone telling me that they'll have my job and i'll be homeless, i swear i'd scream "YOU RUINED MY CHRISTMAS!!!" and just pitch a fit right there.

ya, i know, but i can dream, can't i?

[roguesqd]

ouch...I think my brain exploded

[Clover]

Okay, that princess bitch would have gotten totally slammed by me. What country is she princess of, bitchopia?

Also, that last guy-man. What a moron. And what does being a landlord or fake-ass princess or any of that crap have to do with how they're served? If she was a real princess I doubt she'd be buying cigarettes herself, she'd send someone else to get them if she smoked at all! And being a landlord doesn't mean you get to be a dick, or that anyone is going to bend over backwards for you, and if he wants to see Canadian flags, he can darn well trot his ass back to Canada.

[wolfie]

Canadian conundrum

Me: Me
CI: Canadian Idiot
M: manager


CI : You are sorry? I am Canadian i am smarter than you! Get me a Candian flag out there!!
Me: Sir, would you like a manager?
CI: No!! I want a Canadian flag outside!!! I don't feel welcome without a Canadian flag!!
Me: I am sorry sir, but...
CI: You know what?? i am offended!!! How dare you say no to me, I am Canadian!!!

As a Canadian, I'm ashamed that someone like that is from my country. A couple responses:
- "I'm an American. Is Old Glory flying over the Parliament buildings in Ottawa? Then why should we fly the Canadian flag?"
- Pull out a "doctored" U.S. flag with 51 stars, and tell him "As soon as the paperwork is signed to make Canada the 51st state, we'll be flying this - how do you like the new Canadian flag?"

I refuse to believe this Canadian exists. Every real Canadian knows its against the law to display patriotism unless visual contact with a large frozen surface can be made.

Is your store near an open air rink? If not you should report him to the nearest Consulate.

Gravekeeper, you're Canadian - how could you not know that the guy should be reported to the nearest Tim Horton's?

[Stryker One]

Let them eat cake

As for the "princess", there's a REASON Marie Antoinette lost her head.

As for the "Canadian", he's lucky he didn't try to pull that crap in say The South or Arizona. I really don't think he would have liked they way might have reacted to "furiners" that talk funny.

[Akasa]

I would have asked the "Princess" for her passport then when she told me she didn't have a passport gone into what made a REAL princess and how she was a spoiled American who thought just because her parents called her "princess" that made it true.

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper, you're Canadian - how could you not know that the guy should be reported to the nearest Tim Horton's?

International Tim Horton's locations do not have the holding cells required to keep him in custody until he can be sent back to Canada to one of our Politeness Re-Education Facilities for treatment. Something about "Juristiction" or "Legal rights" or some such silliness.

Embassies however.... >.>

[XCashier]

I would have asked the "Princess" for her passport then when she told me she didn't have a passport gone into what made a REAL princess and how she was a spoiled American who thought just because her parents called her "princess" that made it true.

Ooh, I like this answer!

[Marszenka]

I just don't have any words. Unless her name's Beatrice or Eugenie and the mother looks likes the Duchess of York, that ain't gonna work.

I'm not sure it would even work then. As far as I can tell the British royal family can't afford the bad PR that would come from something like this (you know it would have to hit the papers). Actually, make that the vast majority of royal families the world over. I'm pretty sure your "princess" would soon be facing a coup if she were the real deal.

All of these stories are so ridiculous I don't even know what to say. The sheer stupidity in all three....well...I shouldn't react so strongly at this point, but darn everything it makes me angry! XDDDD

I want to go throw something.

[Becks]

As for the "princess", there's a REASON Marie Antoinette lost her head.

Marie Antoinette was mostly very stupid and/or naive.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Wow...those stories just got worse and worse...it was like bad, worse, in that order...