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At first, I was surprised that these inmates were so slow on the uptake. Then I realized, if they were of a more intellectual bent, or at least a tad bit of common sense, they probably wouldn't have gone down the path that lead them to being where they where at that time.
At the library, I'm use to hearing patrons (and some employees) great each other with "what's up chief?" or "what's up dog?
If that doesn't help : urbandictionary
Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
IM: *rings into the cellhouse control room I was working in*
IM: Can you turn my phone on?
ME: Alright, it's on. I leave the inmate's intercom on and also turn on his neighbor's intercom, because his neighbor is on disciplinary restriction and was not allowed to use the phone and had tried to get me to turn it on for him anyway.
IM2: Alright, I'm gonna give you my PIN so you can call my people. Is your phone on?
IM: Yeah, I talked to the officer and she turned it on.
Sounds like someone else is going to be on DR for trying to help a DR inmate get phone access. Would be sweet justice if some time later (after both got off DR - and wouldn't the PIN of an inmate who's barred from phone use be disabled in the system to avoid his using a phone even if he gains access through a scam?) IM used IM2's PIN (presumably those not on DR have limits to their phone use) for his own calls.
My guess is that it's a "ghetto" version of a "Knock, Knock" joke, as in "What's up, dog?"
I can imagine someone quick on the uptake (for obvious reasons unrelated to wit, Kara doesn't qualify) answering that with "There are 2 kinds of people - comics and straightmen. Clearly you recognize that I'm a straight man - and since you're a comic, you obviously can't be a straight man".
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
Actually, you're right. In my own way, I *am* Queen.
Hail to the Queen, baby.
*snip*
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
You know I love you dearly, Kara, but you do not have the Chin to pull off Ash. I have no doubt you can wear a chainsaw on your arm, or a shotgun on your back, but you need the Chin to really do it.
That and be able to make a culture scientifically advanced with some school books.
You know I love you dearly, Kara, but you do not have the Chin to pull off Ash. I have no doubt you can wear a chainsaw on your arm, or a shotgun on your back, but you need the Chin to really do it.
That and be able to make a culture scientifically advanced with some school books.
That and call yourself Chuck Finley. #BurnNoticeReference
PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
Don't feel bad. I'm not joking when coworkers pulled this on me... and i seriously didn't get it. For over an hour I was like "what the fuck is 'updog'?" and getting mad because they wouldn't tell me what it was.
That was in 2008. I finally got it maybe this year when I saw someone using the joke here.
I hate these kind of stories because they always leave me with a strong desire to see the person. We are always curious to know what someone looks life with all these guys trying to be with her.
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