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  • ...This Explains So Much. aka Seraph Finally Figured It Out.

    So, I've mentioned a specific ex-client thorn in my side a few times. He shows up occasionally and attacks my websites...or copies my designs and tries to sell them....or tries to place orders with stolen credit cards and sneak them past me.

    All in all, really annoying guy. He's a well known scumbag in the industry I'm in to boot.

    However, interesting news came up today. Turns out, scumbag's all excited and posting everywhere his brand new, featured clip of him on Jerry Springer.

    Its...pretty much what you'd expect.

    Aaaaand now I've got a deeper understanding of my ex-clientele. /facepalm. It explains SO DARNED MUCH.

    Slightly related note I just found out: He's feeling.... egotistical that "he's a celebrity now" and has been tracking down people that upset him in the past and harassing them. Currently he's calling someone I know, nonstop...has been for almost 24 hours. I'm honestly just hoping I avoid the crosshairs. Maybe he's forgotten about me, lol.
    Last edited by Seraph; 11-25-2012, 01:32 AM.
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    LOL.

    Can we get a link to said clip to laugh at the fail? XD
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    • #3
      Quoth Kheldarson View Post
      LOL.

      Can we get a link to said clip to laugh at the fail? XD
      I'll PM ya it in just a minute. XD
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      • #4
        Kewl.

        Just what I need! More distraction from homework!
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        • #5
          Oh you want a distraction, eh?

          Wait here while I get my dancing bear.

          Btw, link pls. ._.
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          • #6
            Oh. Wow. And he's sharing this??

            *facepalm*

            Wait. Is he the first guy or the second?

            Not that it matters much.
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            • #7
              Quoth Kheldarson View Post
              Oh. Wow. And he's sharing this??

              *facepalm*

              Wait. Is he the first guy or the second?

              Not that it matters much.
              First guy.

              Also, here, I'll post it this way: http://bit.ly/YeldqC
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              • #8
                Dear Lord.

                This was a regular client?

                How do you not go insane?
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                • #9
                  Um, while I'm sure Jerry Springer is a very entertaining show, I wouldn't think of appearing on it as something to be proud of. What on earth is wrong with this guy that he thinks otherwise?

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                  • #10
                    Figured it out.
                    Last edited by Tama; 11-25-2012, 01:54 AM.
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                    • #11
                      If he does call you about being a celeb, Seraph, I would honestly tell him that finding out his "girlfriend" used to be a man (quotes more for the five months of "talking" than anything else) is the saddest excuse anybody's had for becoming even slightly famous.
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                      • #12
                        I feel dumber for having seen that.

                        Seraph...I just...no words...

                        Have a beer.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Freak View Post
                          Um, while I'm sure Jerry Springer is a very entertaining show, I wouldn't think of appearing on it as something to be proud of. What on earth is wrong with this guy that he thinks otherwise?
                          People voluntarily go on that show. That's what confuses me.
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                          4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

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                          • #14
                            WTF!?!?! That was an attempted client of yours?

                            Holy cow!

                            I need another beer, or 10 after watching that.
                            Last edited by Victory Sabre; 11-25-2012, 02:45 AM.
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                            • #15
                              If it's the dude computer dating the chick who was born a man...well, let's just say I'm happy I don't have the OP's life.

                              Had he seen a picture of Veronica, it should've been obvious she used to be a guy. She's got quite the adam's apple on her.

                              Also, he punches like a girl.
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