...This Explains So Much. aka Seraph Finally Figured It Out.

[emax4]

At least to find him, just spot the P.O.S with "Sheriff" painted on the side of his car.

[bainsidhe]

Jerry Springer is still around?

[Gizmo]

double facepalm!

[veniteangeli]

I weep for the future of *censor bleep*, Illinois.

[Mr Hero]

There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts

[RayvenQ]

So he's a celebrity now eh hmm? So, does that mean you get more money whenever you inevitably end up suing him?

[emax4]

There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts

Am I the only one who read this, got to the end and thought, "that's a terrible limerick, 'cuz it doesn't rhyme..."?

I hope that the video is assurance that yes, karma has been served.

[XCashier]

Am I the only one who read this, got to the end and thought, "that's a terrible limerick, 'cuz it doesn't rhyme..."?

It's from a Weird Al song, "Jerry Springer", off the Running With Scissors album. It's a parody of Barenaked Ladies' "One Week". Yes, I am a sad pathetic fangirl for recognizing the lyrics immediately, though not nearly as sad or pathetic as Seraph's former client.

[Mr Hero]

It's from a Weird Al song, "Jerry Springer", off the Running With Scissors album. It's a parody of Barenaked Ladies' "One Week". Yes, I am a sad pathetic fangirl for recognizing the lyrics immediately

Sad and pathetic? Hardly! Awesome? You bet!

[Seraph]

Frick, guess who started emailing me this morning. /criiiiinge.

[Mr Hero]

At least you now have evidence of harassment, right?

[Seraph]

Yep, not even going to respond, will wait out today and see if he just leaves me alone.

[Jester]

THAT is the guy that we've been talking about all this time?

THAT?!?!?!?!

Seriously?

My original thought was I was going to demand his number from you so I could rip him a new one.

And then I watched the clip. And my brain melted.

And I realized that he is too dumb to understand anything I would say to him, including "Hello."

Personally I'm impressed that he managed to turn the computer on in the first place. Watching that clip, I would think that would be beyond his abilities. I mean, seriously, I have pubic hairs smarter than that schmuck.

Wow. Just....wow.

Yeah...now it all starts to make a lot more sense.

On the plus side, if you sue him and win, you'll be the new proud owner of a crappy SUV with 97 cent spray paint on it.

Wow. My head was already hurting from my 2 day hangover, but now it wants to just melt into a big pile of ooze. My hangover's hangover thinks that guy is beyond stupid. Seriously. Wow. And then some.

[Seraph]

One of the really bad ex-clients, Jester. Only one of them, LOL.

[marlovino]

I believe it was the comedian Tommy Savitt said this line....

(paraphrased)
"If you are dating a women and you are on first base and heading all the way to home plate, make sure there isn't a man on third."