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  • Quoth Chromatix View Post
    This sounds like a great opportunity to relate the Finnish Temperature Scale.
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    Here's a variation on that I like to call the "Aussie temperature listing"

    50C: "Strewth, better chuck another shrimp on the barbie"

    40C: "Whoo, talk about your scorchers, time to crack open a VB" (substitute VB with West End or some other pisswater beer.)

    30C: "Yay, time for the beach"

    20C: "Time to hit the shops"

    10C: Time to put the umbrella up.

    0C: Wait, snow in Australia?

    -10C: More snow in Australia?

    -20C: Ack, the ice age!
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • Looks like it's Finns and not Aussies who fit the spirit of this song. Of course, the Nullabor Plain is a "job-free zone" for loggers.
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      • Well, I'm home and ready to be stuck in until fucking Wednesday or whenever they decide to clean up however much shit we get tonight and tomorrow.

        Thanks, thanks alot. I love epic snowstorms in March.

        To boot, the weathermen are giddy because it may be the largest snowstorm we've had in March since 2008.
        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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        • I had my fuckton of snow last week. It's your turn now.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • Up yours, Irv we had 14 inches in December, followed by God knows how many rounds of 4-6 inches here and there.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • Getting snow now. At least it won't be around for too much longer.
              "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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              • Nothing but flurries so far.

                The weatherfolk were wrong about the projected start time. Not thinking, I had panicked and made it a point to get home early today, then come to find out "Oh woops sorry it's not going to start snowing until late tonight!"

                Oh well, I got what I needed done, got to spend some time with the bf and say goodbye to his kids and they should be able to go back to their mom's safely before it gets too bad, so everyone should be fine.
                You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                • They're forecasting snow to hit our area (Fairfax County, VA) on Wednesday, some of the amounts I've heard have been something like 10 inches.

                  All I can say is, "I'll believe it when I see it."
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                  There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                  • The Key West Temperature Scale:

                    98F: Hottest recorded temperature in Key West. All civilized parts of society cease to operate.

                    95F: Everyone wants to crawl into their AC unit and/or die. It's not the heat, it's the heat AND the humidity!

                    90F: Dripping the moment you walk outside. It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

                    85F: Damn, why is it so damn hot here?

                    80F: It's so hot today.

                    78.8F: What a perfect day!

                    75F: A bit brisk.

                    70F: Brr. Chilly.

                    65F: Why is it so cold? We have to wear sweatshirts!

                    60F: Holy crap, it's cold here! We thought this was a tropical island!

                    55F: We're freezing! Our vacation is ruined!

                    50F: We have to wear long pants. Holy crap, this sucks!

                    45F: We have to bundle up in parkas, gloves, and thermals, something no one really owns down here. Kill us now!

                    41F: Coldest recorded temperature in Key West. All civilized parts of society cease to operate.


                    And no, folks, the above does NOT represent my opinion of temps in Key West, but rather the bitching I hear from both locals and tourists whenever the temperature is anything other than perfect. They bitch that it's too hot when it isn't that hot, and that it's too cold when it isn't that cold. Basically, both residents of and visitors to Key West are a big bunch of pussies.

                    I mean, I don't like the cold, but when people are bitching about it in the SEVENTIES? Really? That's just weak.

                    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                    Still A Customer."

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                    • We had fresh snowfall here as well this weekend. I went shopping yesterday, decided to take the bus rather than walking, and found that the buses were running nowhere near their schedules. (The stop bays get cleared the least, so there is always bad traction there, which slows them down.)

                      But they *were* still running. I've never seen them be completely cancelled due to mere weather.

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                      • Looks like the big storm is hitting for my Birthday. Damn storm better not ruin it.

                        They really aren't calling for much snowfall or rain. Just seems like super strong winds that could screw up power.
                        "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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                        • Yeah, the weatherfolk are all calling for snow tonight and tomorrow. I've heard everything from 4-6 inches to 10-12. I always take the view of "I'll believe it when I see it."

                          Add to that the fact that I've seen flurries every weekend the past month, it's like Old Man Winter said, "Fuck you, groundhog, I still got six more weeks in me."
                          PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                          There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                          • We got a decent amount, but not what they were freaking out over.

                            I suppose tomorrow I'll have to unbury my car and go get some lunch money for work and a snack.

                            I didn't smoke at all today. It wasn't a good day.
                            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                            • .................................................. ...............FUCK YOU, WINTER.

                              Go back to menacing Westeros.
                              PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                              There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                              • Well lts see:

                                Saturday night it:
                                rained
                                then it RAINED some more
                                THEN IT RAINED SOME more
                                THE IT RAINED SOME MORE

                                Did I mentioned it RAINED????

                                ohhhhh then it stopped


                                BUT now on Sunday
                                it rained
                                then it RAINED some more
                                THEN IT RAINED SOME MORE
                                THEN IT RAINED SOME MORE

                                Now the temps are dropping and snow is on the way
                                BUT the nice thing for my town (and anyone to the east) is that the snow is going to be light
                                BUT to the north and a little west anything up to a foot is predicted.
                                I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                                -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                                "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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