Awesome T-Shirt

[thegiraffe]

Ok, so the title sounds like it belongs in off-topic, but it fits here...promise

I'm in Starbucks in the library at school (yes, I know. Genius invention lol), and I saw a great shirt we all should be entitled to wear: "I'm grumpy because you're dopey".

What other shirts should be permitted parts of our work uniform (or if you're in a call center or otherwise not face-to-face with customers, what should be part of your greeting?)

I know y'all are wonderfully twisted and creative and can think of SOMETHING

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."

"I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day."

"No, we don't have it in the back."

[Ryu]

Well this is movie theater specific and would never be a t-shirt but
Yes we know about the problem already and are working on it, are getting it fixed as soon as possible, or we have no control over it
As we know no one would read it but maybe a couple would and i wouldnt have to repeat myself to 20 people in a row who all wait at me while the previous person asks the same question

[XCashier]

"It's not PMS, it's you."

"How many idiot pills did you take this morning?"

[kw524]

Stupidity should be painful.

[batmoody]

I know its not me.
I took my happy pills today!

[mrsmarit]

My favorite that I saw


The voices in my head don't like you.


I wish I could wear that ALL the time

[friendofjimmyk]

Tip me or die of thirst.


This was on a button my co-worker had on when I was still tending bar.

[Worker-Intellectual]

I have one that would be perfect if I was working at a coffee place or a bar. It's black in in yellow lettering it says:

"How about a nice cup of shut the #%*@ up!"

[toolbert]

"No, we don't have it in the back."

I think the back of this shirt should say "Didn't I just tell you we don't have it?"

[CrazedClerk]

I'd love one that says "I don't really work here"

[powerboy]

1)I would have one that says Customers Suck, on front, and on back it would say, This Means You.

2)No, I am not a Psychic

3) I Am Right

&

You Are Wrong

[Jack T. Chance]

"I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either."

I prefer the version that's shorter and even sweeter:

"I can only please one person a day.
I choose ME."

"No, we don't have it in the back."

I'd buy that shirt!

[Pagan]

My favorite that I saw
The voices in my head don't like you.

I saw a variation that I wished I'd gotten -

"I hear voices....and they don't like you."

And what I saw on bumper stickers that would make great t-shirts -

"Do not start with me. You will not win." (This has become my unofficial motto! )

"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

[DesignFox]

"No, we don't have it in the back."

I like that, too!