Awesome T-Shirt

[Primer]

I really did have one, and I wore it to work:
"I can't be fired, slaves must be sold."

The boss wasn't too happy about it when he first saw it, but he understood it was meant in a joking manner. I really did like that job, for the most part.

[Polaris]

"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."

[Banrion]

My train conductor has a pin on his hat that say "Do Not Hump." Makes sense in relation to trains and train cars, but not conductors.

[lordlundar]

These we actually got from corporate for the SW: Episode 3 promo.

The front was the Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith promo poster with the company logo on it as well.

On the back it says "No, my t-shirt is not for sale."

[Becks]

I really did have one, and I wore it to work:
"I can't be fired, slaves must be sold."

Oh, I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[protege]

One of my newspaper carts had a small sign on the back. It read something like "It's not much, but it's paid for." Of course when I put that sign on it, that wagon was a mess--not only had it been hit, but it had some rust spots, multiple colors of paint, and the entire heap was held together with bailing wire and duct tape. Because of its appearance, some customers were extremely generous in tips

[Spiffy McMoron]

I just remember one! There was a large "Corporate Olymipics" at an old job that I worked at that involved a bunch of other companies in the city. My favorite shirts were from Value Drug Mart: They were all tie-dyed, and their team nickname was "The Dealers".

[Enjis]

The bumper sticker on my car is now my siggy line:

[PhotoChick]

A few years back at camp our staff shirts were these cute baseball shirts that had "staph" written out on the back. Unfortunatly halfway through the summer a good number of staff members got staph infections. We decided we had predicited it. And that person wasnt allowed to design the t-shirts anymore.

[OfficeSlug]

My friend bought a shirt Saturday night.... it sports a little devil looking dude weilding a baseball bat.....

"I wish you were a pinata!"

[Tanasi]

My kids have bought me several of those Big Dog shirts. I have one simulating South Park and has Cartman saying "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned." My favorite says on the back "All bite no bark."
I used to have one that said "Don't fear the bump in the night, I hunt bumps." I also have one that says "GE Brings good things to life/light" and it has a picture of a Mini-Gun (electric gattling gun). Basically I have a bunch of gun-nut type t-shirts. I think I've worn them all except for the one that has a picture of a grizzled and worn Army veteran and says "Certified Bad M***** F*****", my Mom won't allow it.

[ladylabyrinth]

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Shirts I would love to have.

1. Ask me how I know you're stupid
Think about this for a moment and let it sink in. And imagine the people who would actually ask.

</snip>

This reminds me of one I had on a keychain once, and would love to see on a t-shirt.

Side one (or front):

How do you keep a moron busy?

(see other side/back)

Side two (or back):

How do you keep a moron busy?

(see other side/front)

[morgana]

My all time favorite is "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

I like the pinata one

[DesignFox]

My all time favorite is "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

I have that hanging in my room

[Discourtesy Clerk]

1. "Think Before You Speak"

2. "Do Not Piss Off The Bagger - Your Bread Will Thank You"

3. "I Don't Work Here, I Just Have An Apron Fetish"

4. "Unattended Children Will Be Promptly Consumed"

5. "If The Store Is A Playground, Then Your Face Is My Footstool"


I also have a shirt that reads, "If I snap, you will be the first to go," which I wear to work often, but unfortunately the uniform shirt hides it from customer view. Damn.