Awesome T-Shirt

[ArenaBoy]

You're not a VIP, you're a VSP (Very Stupid Person)

[Becks]

"No, I don't work here...I'm just a big fan"

[DesignFox]

"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

Love it! In relation to that, I saw this saying once:
"Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies"

I think another good one might be: "The answer is still, NO"

[Spiffy McMoron]

Tip me or die of thirst.

Actually, this one I did see in a bar, on the tipping jar:
"Y'know, bartenders need to drink too"

One that I would like for work:
"How many definitions of 'It's not here yet.' do you know of?"

[Tuxian]

Let's see... I'd like to wear a button that reads:

House Rules: House Wins in the End

or:

Give me your money, and bend over.

[Deceptitech]

T-shirts

How about:

"I cannot bend the rules of space, time, and reality. You're out of luck."

"My driver's license does not say I'm Jesus Christ, so don't ask for any miracles."

"Looks like you woke up on the stupid side of the bed today."

And for those who work retail...

Front
"Shop at Wal-Mart"

on back
"I need some peace and quiet from you."

No offense to those poor souls who work at wal-mart, but I want to club every person like a baby seal who goes to another store and bitch about them not having something because "Wal-Mart has it, why don't you?"

[AFpheonix]

1) Bummer.

2) You know what your problem is? You're stupid.

[Giggle Goose]

If any of you have read the book "Waiting" by Debra Ginsberg she has a title of a chapter that's called: TIPPING: It's not a city in China. Would be good for all you servers out there

[RichS]

I wanted to wear this on my last day...

[Bella_Vixen]

warning--language

I wanted a shirt that said "fuck you, you fucking fuck."

[Tanasi]

I have one that says "I have a gun and a shovel, Any questions".

[Casino Jockey]

Let's see... I'd like to wear a button that reads:

House Rules: House Wins in the End

or:

Give me your money, and bend over.

Lol. i'd have somehting like this:

Flush Your money down the toilet. it's quicker.

[Dips]

My oldest younger sister worked at a donut shop about 25-30 years ago. She got away with wearing her Go-Gos concert T-shirt to work.

The front had a picture of women waterskiing in a pyramid. The back said, "Don't bother me. I'm on VACATION."

Neither her boss nor a single customer ever complained about it.

[dragonflygrrl]

I have a Happy Bunny sticker that says, "You suck and that's sad." I think that would make a great work uniform some days.

The other day I saw a shirt that said, "Hurting you is the last thing I want to do, but don't worry, I'll get there eventually."

I actually wore a pin at Budget for a while that said, "Proudly serving my corporate masters," until someone finally noticed it and made me take it off. Customers thought it was pretty funny, at least the non-sucky ones did.

[digilight]

Shirts I wear at work occasionally

I'm big, you're small....Have a nice day


I see small people


It's good being the king


Shirts I would love to have.

1. Ask me how I know you're stupid
Think about this for a moment and let it sink in. And imagine the people who would actually ask.

2. Who pissed in your Corn Flakes this morning

3. and just cause it makes me laugh this one "I may be a bitch/bastard/motherfucker, but i'm the bitch/bastard/motherfucker who's about to disconnect your cable/phone/cell/electric service.