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  • #46
    I see Discourtesy clerk has remembered rule #8!
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #47
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      I see Discourtesy clerk has remembered rule #8!
      Unfortunately, so do my customers...
      Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.

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      • #48
        Can't remember who has this as their sig, but "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem" would be good. Also...

        "The only Christmas spirit I have is in my gin bottle at home."

        "The sign says I'm closed to everyone... including you!"

        "*competitor* has it? Then bloody well shop there!"
        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
        My DeviantArt.

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        • #49
          This wouldn't work for a customer, but I love this shirt. (Keep in mind I have a noticible belly)

          "A perfect hardbody is preserved under this thick layer of protective flab"

          But I'd love to get one made to wear to meetings:

          "Yes I'm young, and I don't have a degree. But I know my stuff better than you do. I do it all day everyday. Don't tell me how to design my stuff"

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          • #50
            I wish to be allowed to wear my Marilyn Manson t-shirts to work; maybe the "Vote Satan" one, or maybe the one that states "Bigger Than Satan." I think it could be a good talking point, at least. Altho, my Slipknot t-shirt states that "People = Sh*t" something that on some days at the supermarket, I really can relate to.
            People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
            My DeviantArt.

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            • #51
              I thought of a good one in the chat room last night:

              "I'm not into masochism, but at work masochism is forced upon me."
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #52
                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                Can't remember who has this as their sig, but "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem" would be good.
                That's me.
                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                My LiveJournal
                A page we can all agree with!

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                • #53
                  I would love a shirt with that on it. It rules.
                  People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                  My DeviantArt.

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                  • #54
                    My favourite shirt is one that says 'I'm young, I need the money.'
                    Also, 'Don't mettle in the affairs of paintballers, or you'll find out how important those silly masks really are.'
                    Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

                    I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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                    • #55
                      I saw a shirt that said, "They don't pay me enough to deal with you!"
                      "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

                      ~TechSmith 314
                      HellGate: London

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                      • #56
                        Not retail related, but in the supermarket I saw this girl wearing a t-shirt with this on the back:

                        "Bomb disposal expert, if you see me running try to keep up!"
                        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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                        • #57
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          "I'm not into masochism, but at work masochism is forced upon me."

                          That's the bomb diggity. Word. I want one.
                          Unseen but seeing
                          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                          3rd shift needs love, too
                          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                          • #58
                            I would love to be able to wear a shirt to work that says: "This isn't Wal-mart"

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                            • #59
                              I want this - it's good in general, but I think it would work especially well in a college library.

                              (Man, I love thinkgeek...)
                              Me non rogo, hic modo laboro.

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                              • #60
                                Some of the the shirts I have/had:

                                Let Me Drop Everything An Work On Your Problem.

                                WHAT!

                                There's This Thing Called Life...I Think You Should Get One.

                                I'm Out Of Bed What More Do You Want.

                                I also have a few key chains with the following sayings:

                                I Have PMS And A Gun...Excuse Me Did You Have Something To Say?

                                I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.

                                I'm A Real Up Person,Fed Up, Mixed Up And Messed Up.
                                Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.

                                Proud Air Force Mom

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