Sorry, I'm Not Paid to Undergo Religious Conversion On The Clock

[Mike Taylor]

HELP! Mr. Hero was kidnapped in mid-sentence!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I think he may have been seen.

[Mike Taylor]

The zombies got him! AAAAAAH!

[Seraph]

No guys, its just because he tried to talk about Candleja

[Mr Hero]

Ninja edited my previous post. No worries I'm still alive. To celebrate this fact I'm inviting you all for dinner tomorrow at midnight at my estate in PENNSYLVANIA!

[Subspace_Relay]

Poor guy. A bash to the noggin like that can really scramble your circuits.

Indeed. And give you the desire to rip other people's endocrine systems out of their bodies.

I love Gary Busey. Even the man's hair lacks sanity.

[Mr Hero]

It was not by SC's hand that he was once again given flesh.

[SongsOfDragons]

It may not be about religion, but about the British General Election not long ago, which could be construed as something similar: everyone else was painting up red, yellow, blue or green signs of 'Vote for XYZ!!'; we stuck up a poster saying 'Vote Cthulhu; At Least He Admits He Is Evil'.

Lots of people stopped on the street and had a good chuckle about it. Ahh it was fun.

As to these prosleytisers, we get them a lot in Winchester city centre, often near to the Buttercross. On Saturdays. Since a lot of people in Winch city centre are tourists, they have quite a large crowd around them...however they've got uni student radar or something, because we love to bait them so much they have sunk to simply ignoring us!! XD

[EricKei]

With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

...Go through his pockets for loose change.

Now where's my Apocalypse Cloak?

[Register9]

You guys have it bad. Usually all I get is a completely normal transaction (as converters try to act normal) followed with a smile, their name (Emporio lol) and handing me a pamphlet. The pamphlet's disturbing though because it depicts an average guy basically having everything he says in his own defense torn down and told he's a horrific sinner. All in colorful, quirky cartoon :l

[Gaki]

Should I ever wind up in that same situation, I'm spending the rest of my days spreading the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

One time a lady came up to my counter with a package of sour strings and the entity on the front looked so much like the FSM that I said to her,

Me: I'm sorry to be so epicly rude but I need a picture of this.
Lady: Why?
Me: It's the Flying Spaghetti monster, he is among us.
Lady: *turns the bag around to look at it* Well I'll be! You're right! That's so funny, here let me hold it for you for a better picture.

I was just glad she wasn't mad as hell and she knew what the FSM was. Awesome customer, oh yeah.

As for the people who come up and take us off guard with "Jesus Love You" I just say right away, "That's what they tell me." And then they usually keep to themselves.

[EvilEmpryss]

As for the people who come up and take us off guard with "Jesus Love You" I just say right away, "That's what they tell me." And then they usually keep to themselves.

Mess with them... Break down crying and sob "At least someone does!" in the most melodramatic voice possible. Extra points for clinging to their hands and thanking them as boogers drip from your nose.

[KiaKat]

I almost want one of the local proselytizers to come in so I can start chanting to Cthulhu (IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN) or the FSM.

Just for the hell of it. I don't think the Boss would like it, though.

Damn I can't wait to have my own store.

[lobo65]

I work on the floor of a V.A. nursing home, and one of the dementia patients told me he used to be married to Heinrich Himmler's sister. In the first place, he was two years old when WWII ended. In the second place, I wouldn't admit being related to that family to anyone if it was true.

[ShootMePlease]

Should I ever wind up in that same situation, I'm spending the rest of my days spreading the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This.

I'm glad you have been touched by his noodly appendage